Are you familar with this word?"Hipster"
If not I found some definitions in the "urban dictionary". I combined all the ones I found the most comical and accurate.
Definition:
Hipster- \hip-stur\n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Definitely cooler than you. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. Someone who thinks that they are being "special" and "unique" for liking some underground crap no one else cares about.
Hipster- \hip-stur\n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Definitely cooler than you. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. Someone who thinks that they are being "special" and "unique" for liking some underground crap no one else cares about.
Aunt Ashley...a sometimes "cool not lame" hipster put her little hat on baby Liv and she was transformed...instantly she was way cooler than me...Instant attitude
Here is hipster baby
We then took the hat off and she was back to sweet Livvy Divey Do
Maybe not...
After the hat she may never be the same...
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